Bag of Ass and Called out.

The company I work for usually receives several metric tons of food gifts from vendors around the Christmas/New Year holiday week. These are promptly distributed amongst the mensch of the front office. I tend to invade this area and harvest as many spoils as I can.

While on my many expeditions for oranges and unidentifiable chocolates I came across a bag of chips...well I assumed that they were chips:















My first thought was..."These chips must taste like ass." Not just any ass, though, we're talking vegetarian ass. I've hung out with herbivores before, and they've got some of the worst gas than the heartiest of meat eaters.

So, as you can imagine, I passed on trying the "Gourmet" puffs of vegan ass with "Spinach and Kale".

Next, apparently Leesa has called me out on her blog. She practically begged me to do this, so blame her for the vulgarity that will soon grace your monitor...or, God willing, your conference room projector.

Without further ado...here's a picture of my 6" pen is, erect:

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."