Abu Ghraib AV Club: Canceled

Here’s a story that’s getting buried under a Hurricane:

Remember Lynndie England? She’s the little troll faced dog trainer from the party pictures at the Abu Ghraib prison. She’s currently going through her court martial hearings. Her sausage slinging “ex”boyfriend who was tapped as being the master mind behind the festivities testified against her today.

Here’s a little nugget that he dropped during the trial:

“The prisoner was not injured, so I believe I did nothing wrong.”

He had them stacked in a naked pyramid, dog collared, and forced to masturbate all while he, his buddies, and fuck hole took pictures. Now this may sound like boys camp at St. Francis of the Talking Horse, but no this was a prison full of alleged terrorists and Koran touting martyrs. (Hard to take a side here.)

Here’s what he did wrong: HE TOOK FUCKING PICTURES!

Every sick-perv who’s worth his weight in black jelly dongs knows that you never EVER take picures. If you absolutely must take a photo to remember your romantic evening, never stand IN the picture…it’s all about the scenery and the subject matter.

Never talk about it...never write about it...and never, ever take pictures of it. You always get caught.