New meaning to the term "SLIDERS"

I’ve been out of it for a while so bear with me. The following is based on an older story…

There is a place in Arizona, the San Francisco Peaks, that the Coconino National Forest is trying to turn to shit. Literally. San Francisco Peaks…who really should change the name…has a ski resort type area called Arizona Snowbowl (which makes this story even more funny) near Flagstaff.

Get this. They want to pump waste water up the mountain and use it to make fake snow.

What the fuck? You seriously want to coat your mountain in shit and call it snow? Who skis there? Blind Anosmiacs? (Look it up.)

Naturally the environmentalists are out in full force as well as the several Indian…oops, I mean Native American Groups trying to block this decision.

Here’s the punch line…

These peaks are sacred to several Indian…damn…I mean Native American tribes. One of which is the Navajo.

And what do the Navajo call this mountain?

Dook’o’sliid.

I’m not making that up…really…it’s Dook’o’sliid. I don’t know what that means in Navajo…but it means “Dookie slide” in Indiana.

Check out the story here.