Fuji or Kodak...the new penis envy.

Sales and Marketing people are cockbites. They are a bunch of lying, backstabbing, double talking, suck-holes.

Why is my race/age/nationality constantly being touted as the joke-ponies of the new millennium? Nearly all of the commercials today have a central figure who’s some 25 to 35 year old white American male that’s a fucking moron. He’s the guy that’s always got the “went to bed with wet hair” look and clothes bought at a yard sale who can’t figure out how to A) order a meal. B) Buy a car like a man. C) make a decision that his wife approves of.

The latest tripe marketing ploy is this new digital video camera that has a hard drive. The big hook is that you don’t have to fumble with changing the disk.

How do they hook you? They show this white American guy fumbling with a camera like he’s got a Polio arm. Meanwhile, his ever faithful wife/girlfriend gets swept off her feet by some smarmy Europhite.

So…the gist of this commercial is, you’re a fucking loser who’ll only keep your girl if you don’t have to change your disk.

Ok…here’s the reality. If I take my wife to Europe and the minute I turn my back she wraps her legs around the first Guido that walks by…it ain’t because of the camera. She’s a fucking slut. I’m not an idiot for having a shitty camera…I’m an idiot for traveling with that whore.

Also, what's so hard about changing a fucking disk? Are we so lazy and impatient that we can't take 2 minutes to change out a disk in a camera? AND we're supposed to believe that during this two minutes, our significant other...who's also lazy and impatient...will fuck off with the first schmuck that comes along and says "hi".

It’s not enough that we American men have to live with penis envy. Now this concept keeps getting transferred over and over again into everything else. And the message is always the same:

You’re white, American, under 40…you’re so inadequate. But…buy this now and you’ll stand out. Chicks will want you and guys will envy you. And no one will notice that you can’t dance, play sports, and dress well or that you have a small dick.

It’s like some kind of passive aggressive forced penance for the years and years of racial bullshit that Caucasians have doused upon the nation once upon a time.

Don’t read this wrong. I’m not saying that the years of racism that happened should be forgotten. No. I’m saying the son shouldn’t pay for the sins of the father. Politically Correct actions should be a two way street…but, that’s not the nature of man. There’s always got to be someone who’s the ass of the joke.

Right now, it’s me. So go ahead, sheep, laugh and buy your hard-drive camcorders and feed your cash back into some foreign company pushing out electronics made by some 12 year-old South Korean kid making $2 a week.

My dick don't hit the bottom...but I fuck the sides up.