America, Home of the FREE

This is the greatest country on Earth.

The more I look around at the stories coming from different areas of the world, the more it solidifies this point of view for me. Sure, we’ve got corrupt politicians, drug gangs, child predators, and Katie Curic.

But when was the last time Pepsi declared a Jihad on Coke for one of those snappy commercials that denounced the “Pepsi Generation”? You don’t see too many Kellogg’s delivery trucks full of C4 crashing into the Post Cereals’ headquarters. I don’t think I’ve read one story of a Viking’s fan strapping pipe bombs to his shorts and diving into a crowd of Cheese Heads. The Pope didn’t issue a religious decree calling for the death of Kevin Smith for his Buddy Christ statue in the movie Dogma?

I can tell this joke:

“Why do all the trees in Indiana lean toward the South?”

“Because Kentucky sucks.”

And I don’t have to worry about a Wildcats alumni kidnapping a Hoosier and cutting off his head.

I caught this story out of Denmark. Apparently, some cartoonists drew a few caricatures of the “Prophet” Mohamed that offended a few people, as in entire Islamic nations.

Now, I’m not sure - I could be wrong, but I don’t think everyone in Denmark and the surrounding countries had a hand in creating these images. However, as we’ve seen with these crazy sand-monkeys, they group all the Vikings into one nice neat package of Norse targets and issue several statements that no one from that area will be safe in the Middle East.

--Side note: Does anyone who looks Danish feel safe traveling in the Middle East? Seriously. 6’ 4” tall, pale white, blond haired men and women walking around Saudi Arabia in wooden shoes…you can’t paint a bigger target than that. Well, maybe if they were wearing Mickey Ears.

I think it’ll come as no surprise that Gaza gunmen claimed that they would attack any Norwegians in the area. Gaza, the peaceful strip of land that it is? Violence there? Say it ain’t so!

Peace in the Middle East is a pipe(bomb) dream. These people have absolutely no concept of what freedom is and they don’t truly want it. They fear it worse than soap and carb free diets. Those that really DO want freedom, move here…then talk shit about the country and burn our flag. Why? Because they can and no one will cut their clits off.

Before I get the hate comments on me for lumping all the followers of Islam into one big Happy Meal™ of targets…it’s my blog, Fuck Off! But, I’ll clarify…when I say THEY…I mean all the zealots who refuse to have a mind of their own and BLINDLY follow a religion and RELIGIOUS LEADERS that promote hate and violence against people who don’t follow their ideals. If you want to write a rebuttal on our nation’s history of doing the same thing – see Native Americans, slavery, Hawaii, and Canadian Football…feel free. But while you’re writing your nice essay on how bad this Country sucks, just remember that in some countries you’d have your hands cut-off and your mouth sewn shut for speaking out against your “leaders”.

For all it's faults, this country still is the greatest this world has ever seen.